Exams SMS - All The Best

Few Cool Funny EXAMS SMSs for wishing all your tensed friends..

Qayamat ke din farishte ne sab se kaha...
aapne aapne gunaah paper pe likho.
Sabne apne apne gunaah likhe...
ki achank aapki aawaz aayi..."Sir supplement."...
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yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rehta hai jo nigaho se dur,
saale wohi questions compulsary hote hai...

so........BEST OF LUCK!!!
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Kahan koi kitab aaisi mili jispe dil luta dete,
Her ek ne dimag khaya kiss-kiss ko nipta dete,
Ab sylabus dekh ke sochte hai,
Ek mahina or hota to duniya hila dete....

BEST OF LUCK & WRITE WELL!!!
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Ishq ke school me naya mahol ho gaya...
Ek teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya.
Tbhi se sare class ka dil udas ho gaya.
Saare bachhe fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya....

DO NOT USE ANT SHORT CUT LIKE PAPPU...!!!
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Student ke dard ko Universitywale kya jaane??
College ke rivajon ko parents kya jaane??
Hoti hai taklif jo likhne walon ko,
Wo paper check karne wala kya jaane??.........
ALL THE BEST OF UR EXAMES!!!
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Lamha lamha yuhi guzar jayega,
Kuch dino baad Final Exame aa jayega,
Abhi waqt hai thoda aur padhle...
Tu kya Munnabhai hai, jo Rustam tujhe bachane aayega??.......

WISH U ALL THE VERY BEST 4 ALL UR PAPERS!!
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Kash koi exame result ka insurance kara deta.
To har exame ke pahle primium bharwa leta,
Pass hota to thik warna insurance claim karwa leta...

ALL THE BEST
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Exame me question aaya :- challenge ka example likhiye?
Ladke ne pura paper blank choda aur end ke page pe likha: Agar apne baap ki aulad hai to pass karke bata....

HEY U DONT DO LIKE THAT...WRITE WELL!!!
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It takes 15trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble coz ofsaving trees...
SAY NO TO EXAMS.......

TILL THEN U HAVE 2 STUDY...
BEST OF LUCK!!
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book khulti hai exam ka sama hota hai,
isi mausam me to dimag taba hota hai,
dimag ki baatein answersheet pe nahi aati,
ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaan hota hai..
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Exam's song:

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student saare jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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Hum jeete ek bar hai,
marte ek bar hai,
pyar ek bar hota hai,
aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...
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To fir ye ..

EXAMS BAAR-BAAR
KYUN ??
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STUDENTS ANTHEM-
Hum honge pass pass,
hum honge pass pass,honge pass pass 1 din,
OHHO,
likhte hain bakwaas,
lekin univrsity pe hai vishwas,
hum honge pass pass
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A student declartion at d end of the answer paper-
"i hereby declare dat ans written above r true 2d bst of my friends knowledge,i claim no responsiblity of d correction of answer"
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Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Baith k char panne palat lo beta
final paper girlfrnd / Boyfrnd ne nahi banaya hai.
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Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.
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Exams ka saya hai,exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniyawale kehte hain acche number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
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Hight of honesty
Sitting in an Examination hall,
Opening a chit,
Memorising the answer & writting it without seeing.
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Few Diwali Wishes SMSes

Na juban se,
Na nigahin se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
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ai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
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"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success
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Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !!
Happy Diwali !!
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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...'
Happy Diwali
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Few More Get Well Soon SMSes

Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
Atleast that's what v hope.
fwd to ur quick recovery & return
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Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!
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I hope you're feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I'm always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Hope 4 ur Quick Recovery !!
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Eid/Ramzam SMS

Network busy number busy
No signal massege not sent….
That’s what we’ll see on !St day of ‘’Eid'’
So “Happy Eid Day” before the rush start.
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Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Eid Mubarak Qubool Ho
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Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye
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Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid
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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples
around the globe.Eid Mubarik
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Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
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id leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.
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May Allah bring you joy, happiness,
peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion.
Wishing you and your family
on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak
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May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways
To fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
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May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life
May u celebrate it wid all ur close friendzzzzzz
May it fill ur HEART wid wonders***** (AAMIN)** *
EID MUBARAKKKKKKKK* ****
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When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.
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Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar…
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar…
Har ghadi ho khushaal…
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!
“EID MUBARAK”
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Wishing you all a very happy eid,
And hoping that all the things you wish
For will be yours throughout the year…
Eid mubarak!!
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Tuje suraj kahu par usme aag hai,tuje chand kahu par usme dag hai,Tuje git kahu par usme raag hai,

tuje bandar kahu par kambakt usme bhi dimag hai!
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...

Oh Shit!!!!Competition ...!!!
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WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE.
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Few Funny SMSes

Three Dreams of a Man:-
1) To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2) To be as rich as his child believes.
3) To have as many women as his wife suspects.
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Always remember : When SHE cancels a date it is because she "HAS TO" and

when HE cancels a date, it is because he "HAS TWO'' ...
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Sawal: patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?

Jawab: taki pati ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane wali hai
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur
kehte chhodna mat.
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