Few More SMS Jokes....

:D Few More SMS Jokes for a pretty Curve on your Face...

SMSes...

Lady to judge: Muje SANTA se divorse chahiye. Judge:
magar SANTA to kabaddi champion hai.
LADY:
yahi to problem hai
sala chhu kar bhag jata hai.
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Santa : Saala, Kal raat English picture ki CD dekhi, usme Na kuch scenes dikhe na koi awaz suni,
FRIEND: Movie ka naam kya tha.?
Santa:
"NO DISC"
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Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals?
Santa's kid:
Fish.
Teacher: good, FOUR more?
Kid: fish da puttar, fish di kudi, fish da praa te fish di maa..bolo tara rara.
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Santa: yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.
Banta: Uski yaad aati hogi naa .
Santa:haa yaar... Bahut acha dost tha.
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