Santa Strikes Back....

Few Hilarious SMS Jokes of our favorite Santa and Banta...

Santa and Banta were walkng 2gthr.
Santa:Mar gaye.Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.
Banta:Oye main bhi yai bolne wala tha!
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Santa: "Yaar, where does the sun go at night ?
"Banta : "It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we can't see it.
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Wife :Remove my salvar
Santa :ok
wife:remove my kameez
Santa :ok
wif:remove my bra
Santa :ok
wife:remove my panties
Santa :ok
Wife :and never wear my clothes again.
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Wife :"Sharm aani chahiye,
tumhare Banta ki biwi se sambhand hai."
Santa : "Par tumhe kaise pata ?"
Biwi : "Kal Banta aaya tha usne tumhari chaddi pahani thi."
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Santa -tu bata k meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere
or ye bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere
or agr ye batade k kisk hai to murgi bi teri.
Banta-1 hint to de!
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